You got a know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em

Gambling is a big no-no in sports, a big NO-NO when players (or those with insider info on things like player injuries) are implicated in betting scandals. 

Baseball had a recent brush with a gambling scandal when Shohei Ohtani's interpreter was caught siphoning money out of Ohtani's bank account to pay off gambling debts. MLB breathed a sigh of relief that Ohtani himself - the league's super-most superstar - wasn't doing any of the gambling. 

In basketball, the Toronto Raptors' Jontay Porter recently received a lifetime ban for not just betting on NBA games while he was playing in the G League (basketball's minor league), but - far worse - providing bettors with confidential info and limiting the amount of time he was on the court  while playing in an actual NBA game. 

The scheme was  discovered when sportsbooks (legal bookies like DraftKings and FanDuel) picked up on some irregularities on the over/under on Porter's stats in a couple of games. Porter could obviously exercise some control over his performance by getting himself taken out of a game for a spurious injury. 

The NBA's investigation found that Porter revealed information about his own health to a known sports bettor ahead of a March 20 game against the Sacramento Kings. Another bettor privy to the information placed an $80,000 same-game parlay bet that featured unders on Porter's statistics and would win $1.1 million, according to the NBA. Porter played three minutes before leaving the game with an illness. The bet, which was placed at DraftKings, was not paid. (Source: ESPN)

Porter was also caught betting on NBA games through someone else's online betting account. In the 13 games he bet on (none of which he played in), he netted about $22K in winnings.

$22K?

Jontay Porter isn't one of the big ballers. He's not Golden State's Steph Curry, who's making $52M this season. Or Jaylen Brown of the Celtics, who's got a five-year contract worth $304M.

Still, during his tenure in the league, when he bounced back and forth between the NBA and the G League, Porter earned several million dollars. And he was likely to earn over $2M next season with the Raptors. 

Sacrificing $2M for a measly $22K worth of betting wins (plus, whatever the bettors were slipping him for insider info) is not a very smart career move. Jontay Porter is only 24, so he has plenty of time to figure out something else to do with his life. Or play in a European league or somewhere else. But where was he going to make the kind of money he stood to make, even as a second-tier player, in the NBA?

I'm sure it doesn't help his mood that his brother Michael, who's a year older, is having himself a pretty good NBA career with the Denver Nuggets, working off a multi-year contract worth between $172M and $210M. 

I don't imagine holiday gatherings chez Porter are joyfests.

Then there's the NBA and betting. Like all the professional sports leagues, the NBA works hand in glove with sportsbooks, making tons of dough off of the incessant betting opportunities that the sportsbooks offer. If you watch any professional sports on TV - and I mostly watch baseball - you're going to be inundated with ads for the sportsbooks, encouraging you to bet on anything and everything. 

And:

[NBA Commissioner Adam] Silver was the first major U.S. sports league commissioner to advocate for legalizing and regulating sports betting. 

But of course.

Which is not to say that the major leagues invite bettors to bet more and better. It's just that...This hand and glove-ness doesn't seem like all that great an idea.

Meanwhile, Jontay Porter is left to contemplate the hand he's dealt himself and look at the cards he's holding. Read 'em and weep, Jontay. Read 'em and weep. 

Ready for your closeup, Mr. Parisi?

The standards are different from one to the other, but if you want to run officially in one of the major marathons - Berlin, Boston, Chicago, London, New York, Tokyo - you have to qualify. And everyone who wants to run doesn't get to run, even if they've completed another marathon in a qualifying time for their age group and gender. 

There are ways of getting around it, for Boston at least.

Local charities are awarded bib numbers - getting those bib numbers in itself is highly competitive - that they can give to runners who will raise money for them by running. Obviously, no one who's not at least a somewhat accomplished runner and/or pretty fit and/or a glutton for punishment is going to sign up to run 26.2 miles. But if you're willing and can raise the required amount of dough, you might be able to run Boston.

Even though it has a colossal number of runners (over 50,000), the New York City Marathon- which seems pretty cool, as the course takes you through all five boroughs - is one of the most difficult to get into. One path to getting a number for New York is entering a lottery. There aren't a lot of numbers available for lottery-ites. And this year, the New York Road Runners (which organizes the NYC Marathon) sent out 160,000 rejection emails.  

Even if it's part of an impersonal, mass rejection, getting turned down is never easy.

Why, this coming Saturday, the Savannah Bananas (a barnstorming baseball team; think basketball's Harlem Globetrotters of baseball) are playing a game at Fenway Park. Both my sister Trish and I put our names into the lottery hat for the opportunity to buy tickets to this game. And we were both rejected.

Oh, they tried to let us losers down easy:

Well, Friend... There's no easy way to say this... Your name was not one of the ones drawn to grab Banana Ball tickets.

No need to sugar coat it - there were WAY more people on the Ticket Lottery List than tickets available. We were hoping to see your name on the lucky list of randomly drawn folks, but it just wasn't in the cards right now. We know that this news is a bummer, but we still think you're a really, REALLY cool person. Tell you what... We will love you forever and always...WE PROMISE

Boo-hoo! I'm sure the Bananas were inundated by local baseball fans who, like Trish and I, are pretty much boycotting the Red Sox, but still like to take ourselves out to an occasional ball game.  Still, we were plenty bummed out. Rejection is painful.

If you're a reasonably good runner who wants to run New York, getting the turn down email is going to hurt. 

Like the Bananas, the New York Road Runners tried to let its huddled mass of losers down gently with an attempt at humor. In this case, using a picture of a prior year marthoner by the name of NICK (according to his singlet) giving the world a couple of finger guns. 

As it turns out, one of the rejectees was Nick Parisi, who was a bit taken aback when he saw that the rejection letter used his very own image, finger gunning at the finish of the 2023 New York City race - his very first marathon -  to tell him and 159,999 other runners that they were out of luck. 

And all of a sudden, one of the 159,999 rejected runners decided to create a meme out of it. And all of a sudden Negative Nick was a thing. 

The story has a happy ending for Parisi, though. The viral photo reached the NYRR marketing team, and they felt they had to make it up to him. NYRR CEO Rob Simmelkjaer showed up at Parisi’s club Front Runners NYC ...apologizing for the mix-up and offering him a guaranteed spot at the 2024 TCS New York City Marathon start line with the bib “Positive Parisi.” (Source: Running Magazine).

Parisi, by the way, is already running Berlin in September, so he'll probably be plenty tired if he also ends up doing NYC.  When he runs Berlin, he'll be doing so in honor of his mother, who died in 2022 from skin cancer - and raising money for Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center. As a sign of good faith, the New York Road Runners will match the amount Parisi raises. 

Which I bet will be plenty after all of this. Serves them right. Kinda sorta stupid to use someone's picture without permission. Maybe they should have AI'd it. Of course, that would have meant the possibility of an AI screwup, and a picture of someone with eight fingers doing that gunning. (Too many digits seems to be a somewhat common AI tell.)

Anyway, I hope that Nick Parisi has a great run in Berlin, and an even better run in New York City. 

I'm sure he'll be ready for his next finish line closeup.

"I want to be a part of it, New York, New York"

I used to go to New York City a lot. 

I went there a lot on business.

And I went there a lot for fun.

My husband and I went to NYC several times a year for long weekends. The last trip we took, in September 2013, five months before Jim died, was to NYC. He wanted to see the city he loved (in a way that only someone who grew up poor in a small town in Vermont could) one more time. He slept a lot while we were there, but we walked around a lot, too. 

In December 2013, when Jim was in home hospice and definitely winding down, we investigated doing a short term hospice transfer so that we could get the support we needed in NYC. It's actually something possible, but our hospice nurse pretty much advised against it, as Jim was too weak to travel at that point. 

Just like the song says, when it came to NYC, Jim's mantra was definitely "I want to be a part of it, New York, New York."

I'm not quite where Jim was - he wanted to retire there! - but when it comes to places I love, New York is right up there. Maybe tied with Galway, maybe Number One.

Since Jim died, I've been to New York a few times, but it's not the same. One of things I miss the most is the long walks we would take up and down Manhattan, especially on a Friday or Saturday night. Nothing like it. 

Last summer, I spent a few days in NYC with my sister Trish and niece Molly. The trip was great, and reminded me of what I have always loved about the city. So vibrant, so colorful, so noisy, so intense.

We were in a hotel on the East Side and one morning, when Trish and Molly wanted to sleep in, I went out and took a solo walk in the light rain and wandered by an old haunt: P. J. Clarke's. 

How many times had I been to P.J.'s? A lot. Especially when on one many trips when I was in my twenties and thirties, we never took a trip to New York without popping into P.J.'s. Sometimes it was just for a drink at the bar. Sometimes it was for lunch, sitting on their classic rickety chairs at a rickety table covered with a red-checkered tablecloth. 

What did we eat? Spinach salad. Chili. Burgers. I don't remember ever having anything else, and we were there a lot. And for dessert: apple crisp with vanilla ice cream. Always. 

The food wasn't spectacular, but it was good. And we never had a bad time hanging out at P.J. Clarke's. Our one famous person sighting there was Jack Nicholson, who we watched going in and out of the men's room a few times. (Blow?) He caught me checking him out and gave me big "thanks for the ogle" grin straight out of The Shining. (I can't quite remember the deets, but there was something unusual about the urinals at P.J.'s. I never saw them, but they were old-fashioned, outsized, and used some sort of unusual urinal cake in them. Alas, Jim is not here to ask.)

Other than last summer's stroll down Memory Lane (or, rather, Third Avenue), I haven't given P.J.'s a lot of thought of late.

Still, I was delighted to see an article on P.J. Clarke's pop up on my screen. 

Sitting on the corner of Third Avenue and 55th Street sits a New York City treasure — P.J. Clarke's. The friendly pub has been a fixture amidst the changing skyline since 1884, emulating the "old New York" we hear so much about. While new locations of the eatery are located throughout the Big Apple and it even offers a raw bar at P.J. Clarke's in Downtown Washington D.C., we can't forget the original spot that shaped the city that never sleeps. (Source: Tasting Table)

The article noted that P.J.'s had a lot of "loyal and famous patrons." (And some of us who are just plain loyal.) It didn't list a lot of those patrons, mostly focusing on Frank Sinatra, who "always seemed to end the night at P.J. Clarke's."

While Sinatra may not have been a true NYC native [he was from Hoboken], he professed his love for the city enough to warrant respect. He did bring city lovers words to live by after all, belting out lyrics like, "I want to be a part of it. New York, New York!"

Start spreading the news: next time I'm in New York City, I'm heading to P.J.'s. 

The "Renoir sucks" movement? Sacre bleu!

In October 2015, I was two-thirds of the way through a major reno of my condo. I was living with my sister Kath in Brookline, and buzzing into Boston most days to check on progress. Back then, I was still working - consulting (at nearly a full-time pace) - so I had a lot of flexibility. In October 2015, I was still getting over my husband's death. (The condo reno was therapy.) And I was, of course, blogging. (Pink Slip goes back a ways. A pretty long way.)

So I was plenty distracted.

Distracted enough that it somehow escaped me that one Max Geller was leading a protest at Boston's Museum of Fine Art, demanding that the MFA pull its Renoirs down - the most famous of which is Dance at Bourgival - and put up the works of artists who aren't Eurocentric white males. 

I'm down with putting up the works of artists who aren't Eurocentric white males. 

But at the expense of Renoir? Sacre bleu. 

The argument wasn't (just) that Renoir is a Eurocentric white male. 

It's that he's bad at art. Protestors enlisted by Geller carried signs like God Hates Renoir - admittedly a funny take on the Westboro Baptists anti-gay signage (God Hates Fags), Renoir Sucks at Painting, and ReNOir. (Overall props for the signage.)

Shortly after the Boston protest, the Geller group picketed the Met in NY.

Although I missed the Renoir brouhaha, I do recall the one that took place early in 2015 - just before my reno started - involving Monet's lovely painting La Japonaise, and an MFA program aimed at visitor engagement that invited visitors to try on kimonos and pose next to the painting. I seem to remember the words cultural appropriation and racism being tossed around.

In the wake of the ReNOir protests, powered by "snobbish hipster fury":

Fellow Renoir haters expressed their aesthetic sympathy online by posting photographs of themselves giving the middle finger to Renoir paintings, often accompanied with the hashtag #renoirsucksatpainting.

The furor prompted Renoir’s great-great-granddaughter Genevieve Renoir to chime in. She argued the free market had spoken clearly in favor of her ancestor’s talent. The market said something that sounded like, “$78 million at Sotheby’s for Bal du moulin de la Galette na na na-na na.” Geller responded by saying the free market lacked judgement and taste, citing TV commercials, climate change, and the destruction of sea otter habitats as evidence. (Source: ArtNet.com)

Not sure why, after all these years, ArtNet decided to dredge up this old story. (Although I'm happy they did so, given that I missed it the first time around.) Maybe it's because Max Geller, the performance artist and provocateur behind it, is an anti-Zionist, pro-Palestinian activist, who's been in the news of late. 

Since Geller is a performance artist, his motivations in attacking Renoir le Suck may not actually be based on true loathing for Renoir. Maybe he's just using Renoir - an easy enough target given he was on the wrong side in the Dreyfus Affair - to make a point about the lack of diversity in the art world. 

But apparently there are a lot of folks who detest Renoir. His portraits of women, to some, make his models seem bovine and dumb. His technique is primitive, crude. His focus on bourgeois subjects may have made him money, but it's so bougie. 

Most damning, seemingly, is the accusation that Renoir’s paintings are pretty. Good art, of course, cannot simply be pretty.

When it comes to art, I know what I like. And among the works of art I like are those of the Impressionists. Manet. Monet. Cassatt. Degas. Renoir. 

Guess I just like pretty. 

So, apparently - GULP! - does Donald Trump:

He claims to own Two Sisters (On the Terrace). It’s a fake, mind you.

Somewhere in his hideous, over the top, gilded, fool's gold of an apartment in Trump Tower there's a faux Renoir. 

Oh, well. Not enough to convince me that Renoir sucks.

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Happy Birthday to my sister Trish! 

A grateful traveler thanks you

For some reason, I've never been one to radically recline my seat on a flight. Once in a while, I'll feel the mood to lean back a teensy-weensy bit, and I'll scoot the seatback to the closest setting to upright position. But even this is rare. I can sleep sitting up, and reclining doesn't improve on this key capability. So if you're sitting in back of me, you're in luck. I decline to recline.

On the other hand, for some reason, the person sitting in front of me invariably needs to max out their recline zone, and I've often ended up with their head in my lap.

A few times, when I knew I was going to want to do something like work on my laptop or dig my plastic fork into the scrumptious meal thw flight attendant has just plopped down for me, I've used the knee technique to keep the person in front of me from plopping their head in my lap. (Note: alas, it doesn't really work.)

It goes without saying that the ardent recliner in the seat in front of me is going to be an aggressive recliner, slamming into my space without as much as a look back to see whether I have an open laptop or a cup of water on my plastic tray.

As the incredibly shrinking economy seat has been incredibly shrinking for a while now, the recline sitch has gotten worse over the years. (And. yes, I do have some sympathy for really tall people who are being scrunched into punier and punier space. But I really don't see that reclining your head makes up for even a millimeter of lost legroom.)

But there's some good news on the horizon - at least if you're in my anti-reclining camp. Airlines may be doing away with reclining seats.

It seems that the recliner "risks an extinction in economy class as airlines increasingly opt for lighter seats."

“This trend has been occurring for several years now, and I think it will continue,” says [William] McGee [senklr fellow for aviation and travel at the Americen Economic Liberties Project]. “Lighter seats are what the airlnes want, because with the cost of jet fuel they are always looking to reduce weight onboard.” (Source Conde Nast Traveler)

Some low-budget airlines, like Spirit and Allegiant, have long been deploying the no-recline seats. 

The euphemism for these seats is pre-reclined, "as they’re molded at a slightly deeper angle than regular seats in the upright position." Pre-reclined? Let's give it up for marketing. 

Major airlines also got in on the pre-reclined act. A few years back, British Airways, Delta, United, American, and Southwest, which "began trimming economy seat recline to an average of just two inches instead of a roomier four inches that used to be standard." Which I guess explains why there have been fewer uninvited heads in my lap of late. But the declines are still plenty annoying.

William McGee sees that decreasing the degree of seat recline  is part of the ongoing assault on economy class travelers. 

“Think about it: as recently as the early 2000s, an economy ticket bought you a much more comfortable seat that reclined and offered several inches more legroom pitch and width.” Economy fliers would also get free checked bags, a snack or hot meal, free drinks, and no seat selection fees.

But McGee also ackowledges that "losing the ability to recline can be a blessing in disguise for others, because tighter seats have made reclining unfair to fellow passengers.” 

That would be me.

Other than making me happy - which is, of course, of paramount importance - another reason for doing away with seat reclining: it could result in fewer in-flight incidents, which are often triggered by seats being leaned back. 

“There's no question this can be good news for air travelers,” McGee says. “The airlines have pitted passenger against passenger in the ‘right to recline’ wars and it's led to discomfort, fist fights, arrests, and overall misery. When reclining inconveniences and disturbs the passengers behind, then it's problematic.”

Fist fights? Arrests? Overall misery? Guess I'm glad that no one ever jumped down my throat when I used my little blocking-with-my-knees maneuver.

Anyway, I'll be happy to see the absolute end of the reclning seat. 

"Caught up in a teaching moment..."

Some folks approach acquiring a new skill by reading about it, and only then trying it out. 

Some view a video on YouTube and follow along when they put the instructions into practice. 

There are those who just jump in and figure things out as they go along.

Still others work with a trusted mentor looking over their shoulder as they learn on the job. Which is how Ron McDonald (not that Ron McDonald), way up in Newfoundland, was taught how to extract a tooth. He had oral surgeon Dr. Louis Bourget showing him how.

Which would have made a lot of sense had Ron McDonald been a dental or medical student. Instead, he's a prison guard.

Oh. 

In October 2020, two correctional officers from the Bishop's Falls Correctional Centre — Ron McDonald and Roy Goodyear — accompanied an inmate to the clinic.

According to the agreed statement of facts, when the patient was sedated, Bourget was explaining the procedure to the guards, and he then suggested one of the guards remove four teeth. McDonald took out the teeth while Goodyear recorded the whole thing. (Source: Yahoo News)

I mean, explaining the procedure to the guards is one thing. And it's a good thing. Most of us like learning new things on the job, even when it's not directly tied to our position, even when it's not directly tied for anything on our potential career path. 

But there's learning how to do new things, and learning about new things. And this should have been a case of the latter, not the former.

But Dr. Bourget got a bit carried away.

According to the statement of facts, Bourget said he "got caught up in a teaching moment" but regretted the decision after the procedure.

"Caught up in a teaching moment"? What the ever-loving...

How does this make any sense?

Was Bourget motivated by kindness? Was he genuinely thinking that he could help the prison guards expand their horizons, achieve a small sense of accomplishment?

Was Bourget motivated by ego? Was he just showing off?

And what about the patient who's four teeth were being yanked out? Sure, he was sedated, but was he totally under? When I was eighteen, I had my wisdom teeth removed. Back then, this procedure was done in a hospital under general anesthesia. But I believe most teeth pulling is done under local. There was no mention of an anesthesiologist on the scene, although a dental surgeon could have training in anesthesiology. Perhaps Roy Goodyear, the other corrections officer, stepped in to administer the laughing gas. Yet another "teaching moment" for Dr. Bourget.

Whether he was fully under or slightly out of it, how did the prisoner feel when he realized that he was being operated on by a screw?

Hmmmm.

Add cruel meany to kindness and ego on the list of possible motivators.

Anyway, this old story, from way back in October 2020, is in the news now because Bourget, who had been charged with assault for the incident, was recently granted something called "an absolute discharge" by a Canadian court. 

It's the lowest level of criminal sentence that an adult offender can receive. It's a finding of guilt but no criminal conviction is registered and there is no probation order.

Although he had been sanctioned/had his license suspended by several dental boards, "Dr. Louis Bourget will not have a criminal record."

Among the extentuating circumstances cited by the judge were:

...the pressureothe pandemic, Bourget's financial loss, his guilty plea, his low risk to re-offend and his completion of sensitivity training.

Although the charges against Goodyear were dropped, both guards had been charged. And both lost their jobs. (Goodyear had brought the situation to light by posting the video on social media. But of course.)

And the patient (Blair Harris) - who, because he was sedated was unable to give informed consent to have McDonald pull his teeth out - is suing those involved. 

Yet another "teaching moment." 

This ought to harsh any Vietnamese fraud mellow

When it comes to carrying out the death penalty, the United States is in the Top Ten. We're nothing compared China, which does away with 1,000 or so each year. Or with Iran, which carries out about half that number of executions. The figure for Vietnam is a bit murky, but it may be four times higher than the US number (24 last year), even though they have roughly one quarter of our population. 

Overall, our affecion for the death penalty puts us in some pretty bad company - countries in the Mideast, Asia, and Africa where you wouldn't want to live. No fellow G8 countries, no members of NATO. (If you're wondering about Russia, they've had a moratorium on the death penalty for neary 30 years. This is something of a wink-wink nudge-nudge deal, as Putin's political enemies regularly meet with an untimely death, so they do have a death penalty of sorts.)

Vietnam is an interesting case. 

They're not especially transparent about how many executions they carry out each year, but unlike the US, you can be given a death sentence for fraud. As in: 

A court in Vietnam handed the death sentence [in early April] to real estate tycoon Truong My Lan for her role in a 304 trillion dong (€11.6 billion [$12.4B]) financial fraud, the country’s biggest on record, state media said.

...She was found guilty, with her accomplices, of siphoning off more than 304 trillion dong from Saigon Joint Stock Commercial Bank (SCB), which she effectively controlled through dozens of proxies, despite rules strictly limiting large shareholding in lenders, according to investigators. (Source: Irish Times)

Her 2022 arrest triggered a run on SCB.

There were 84 defendants convicted in this scheme who:

...received sentences ranging from probation for three years to life imprisonment. Among them are Lan’s husband, Eric Chu, a businessman from Hong Kong, who was sentenced to nine years in jail, and her niece, who was sentenced to 17 years.

In addition to receiving a death sentence, Lan was given 20-year sentences "for bribery and violating lending regulations." Vietnam don't play.

She was also hit with a small financial penalty. Roughly $27M, which is a pretty small potato when compared to the $12.4B pile o' fraud. 

She will be appealing her sentence. 

Lan reached tycoon status from pretty humble beginnings. She began her business life as a cosmetics trader at the main market in Ho Chi Minh City. (What would Ho have to say about this?)

While I like to see a poor girl make it big, it's too bad she had to reach the heights through fraud.

Corruption is more or less the norm in Vietnam, but the country recently decided to crack down through an anti-corruption initiative dubbed Blazing Furnace. (Blazing Furnace? Vietnam don't play.)

The magnitude of the fraud - $12.4B - is a lot, but chump change when compared to Bernie Madoff's $64B Ponzi embezzlement (closer to $93B in today's dollars).  The Vietnam amount is more in line with Sam Bankman-Fried's grab of $8-$10B. But compared to Vietnam's GDP:

The total takings, according to the charges on which she was convicted, were equivalent to more than 3 percent of the country’s gross domestic product as of 2022. (Source: Washington Post)

Put it into this perspective: US GDP in 2022 was $25.44T. Three percent of that is nearly $800B. So, yikes!

But you don't have to be a major thief to qualify for the death penalty: 

Embezzlement of as little as 500 million Vietnamese dong — $20,000 — of government funds qualifies for such punishment, according to the group.

I'm not an advocate of the death penalty. It's been misused and abused, and falls disproportionately on the poor and people of color. I'd like to see it outlawed in the US. Or deployed with colossal rarity, and only for the most spectacularly heinous of crimes where there's not one scintilla of doubt who done it. Maybe.

But as a thought experiment: wonder whether it would have any deterrent effect if we had the death penalty for fraud. 

Meanwhile, it's probably going to harsh the mellow of anyone in Vietnam contemplating fraud. 

The Department Store (oh so long ago...)

When I was growing up in Worcester, the major department store was Denholm's (formally: Denholm & McKay). Denholm's was also known as The Boston Store, because Worcester was the state's second city and was perpetually in the shadow of Boston, from whence cometh all things fine and sophisticated. 

There were a couple of other department stores in Worcester - R.H. White's and Barnard's (which I think was a full department, not just a clothing store), as well as specialty shops for men (Shack's, Ware-Pratt, Lujon's) and women (Marcus, Ullian's, Richard Healy - where one Christmas, my father bought my mother a fur hat). There was also a good-sized Filene's, with a good-sized Filene's Basement in its basement. But Filene's didn't sell furniture and housewares, so, to me, it wasn't a true department store. 

When it came to department stores, Denholm was the It Store for Worcester. 

I loved going to Denholm's. Like all true department stores, it sold pretty much everything, including furniture and toys. It's where we went for our Stride-Rite shoes, our Easter dresses, our pictures with Santa (one per childhood: I'm in the b&w one with Kath and Tom, Rich and Trish had their own pic - in color). If I remember correctly, the toy department was near the shoe department, so after we got our Stride-Rites, we could look around the toy department. Ooh! Aah!

Denholm's closed in the mid-1970's, and one of my mother's last purchases there was a fablous covered casserole dish - dark brown bottom, pale robin's egg blue and brown leaf pattern lid - which she gave me as a "housewarming gift" when I moved permanently to Boston. I still use this gorgeous dish, and think of my mother (and Denholm's) every time I use it. 

When I moved to Boston, Filene's Basement was my main source for clothing, but Jordan's was my department store. I still have an upholstered arm chair I got there 40 years or so ago. Over the years, I've gotten towels, sheets, cookware, dishware, records, books and lots of other stuff (including some clothing) at Jordan Marsh. 

(I did a Christmas season retail stint at both Filene's and Jordan's. In both cases, I worked in the stationery department.)

Most cities had an iconic department store or two. In Providence it was Shepard's. For Hartford, it was G. Fox. Philadelphia? Wannamaker's. Detroit? Hudson. Boston? Jordan Marsh.

Chicago had two: Carson Pieri Scott and Marshall Field. 

New York City has two as well: Gimbel's and Macy's.

The only one of these department stores still standing as its own brand is Macy's which, along the way, has hoovered up many of the rest, including Jordan Marsh and Marshall Field.

When it comes to department stores, in plenty of places, Macy's is the last man standing. (And it's not as department-y in Boston as Jordan's was. There's no furniture department, no books and records, no stationery, toys in the Christmas season only. And, unlike Jordan's: no bakery where you could get blueberry muffins. Fortunately, the recipe lives on, and I've made it: delish.)

But it's not clear how much longer Macy's will hang on.

It's closed a lot of its stores over the last couple of years, and plans on shuttering nearly one-third of the remaining stores. (No word as of this writing which stores in Massachusetts are getting the axe.)

There are plenty of reasons why department stores are going the way of the dodo.

Big box retailers like Walmart and Target may have lower quality, but they do the job of selling a tremendous variety of stuff. And you can even buy a lot more food at them than blueberry muffins. 

Online shopping has, of course, cut bigly into department sales. And then there was the pandemic...

Another key problem: The retail industry has been split in two as inflation has taken its toll. That means brands like Walmart that are focused on inexpensive items are succeeding, as are luxury brands for people who still have means to afford finer items. But department stores, focused on America’s middle class, are fading. (Source: Yahoo)

Hmmmm. Big department store fade as metaphor for the hollowing out of the American middle class, anyone? 

Another issue with the Macy's of the world, according to retail analyst Neil Saunders, is that they weren't at all nimble when responding to the threats from big boxdom and online. 

But to retail analyst Neil Saunders of GlobalData, the key problem for Macy’s and many other troubled department store chains is more fundamental: Company management did little to update their offerings to compete with new rivals over the years.

“Quite frankly, a lot of them stopped caring. They stopped listening to customers,” he said. “Sure online has taken its share, sure big box has taken its share. But most of all, it’s a failure to evolve.”

And that "failure to evolve" has cost the department stores big time. 

Saunders’ stats show that department stores have fallen from 14.1% of US retail sales in 1993 to just 9.8% ten years later, to 5.7% in 2013, and to only 2.6% last year. Total sales by US department stores are expected to fall from $103 billion in 2018 to only $81 billion by 2026, according to projections from Coresight Research, an analytics firm that tracks the sector.

Wow! That is some precipitous fall. 

I'd hate to see department stores entirely disappear - especially the Macy's in downtown Boston. I don't shop there a lot, but when I want a set of sheets, that's where I head. 

“Decline is inevitable. But I don’t think extinction is inevitable,” Saunders said.

Phew...

Meanwhile, I'll do what us olds do: wallow in a bit of nostalgia, in this case for shopping at Denholm's and Jordan Marsh, those long ago  department stores. Glad I still have that casserole from Denholm's.

Memorial Day with nothing new to say

Nothing to say that I haven't said before, other than hoping and in my own atheistic way praying that, when Memorial Day 2025 rolls around, we're not living in an authoritarian state.

Here are my historic thoughts on this holiday.

Have a wonderful (and a bit thoughtful) day.

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Image source: Bridgely Key Options.

Stockholm Swiftie

While I love to travel, I'm not the most spontaneous of travelers. I like to plan my trips well in advance, as a big part of the pleasure I take from traveling is the anticipation. 

While I like and admire Taylor Swift for her music and for her business savvy, I'm no one's idea of a Swiftie. 

But last Tuesday evening, I got a text from my niece Molly - also on the thread, my sister Trish and niece Caroline - asking whether we would be interested in going to Stockholm - yes, that Stockholm - to see The Eras Tour. 

Molly is a mega Swiftie. Trish and Caroline are pretty avid fans as well. And we'd all been talking about trying to catch the tour in New Orleans, making a fun trip out of it. But the tickets for the handful of North American Eras Tour dates - the 2023 leg of the tour had plentiful US stops - were super expensive, astronomically so. Molly had seen New Orleans tix for $1,700. (For the Toronto show in November, we heard that the magic number is $3K!!!) Given this, and the pumped up hotel costs, plus plane travel, Molly and Caroline had put their heads toether and figured that it would actually cost less to go to Stockholm, where excellent tickets for the upcoming shows could be had for a couple of hundred bucks. (Still a lot of money, but, whatever...)

Molly started the textthread at about 9 p.m. By 11 p.m., we had concert tickets, hotel reservations, and our flights booked. Leaving Friday night; concert Sunday night; back to Boston on Tuesday.

All four of us girlies are travel planners to some degree or another, not given to spontaneous outbursts of wanderlust. At one point, Trish texted "who are we?" Who are we, indeed.

Apparently we are the sorts of folks who ended up at Logan Friday night, waiting for Lufthansa to Frankfurt (and from there, on to Stockholm) to take off. 

We were not alone.

Maybe the other Swifties on our flight(s) had been planning their trips for a long time, or maybe they're the sponstaneous sorts (even if, as it was for us, it's only first-time or one-shot spontaneity). All I know is that there were an awful lot of folks on our flights wearing some sort of Taylor Swift gear. (We traveled chill, in mufti. 

After a couple of blessedly uneventful flights, we arrived in Stockholm late on Saturday afternoon, and cabbed into the city with a very entertaining taxi driver who was half Kurdistani and half Italian. 

Wälkommen till sverige!

Our hotel - and All-American Hilton - was in a great location, with lots of restaurants nearby. We wandered around and settled on a spectacular - wait for it - Italian place, where we got to dine out, as the evening was balmy and it stays light this time of year until after 9 p.m. 

On Sunday, we poked around town - Stockholm is very charming, full of interesting and historic (even though I know nothing about Swedish history) buildings, and was teeming with people, both locals and tourists. The weather was lovely, and we did our second outdoor dining: waterfront breakfast with yummy Swedish cinammon buns. We also - of course - popped our heads in at IKEA (which was neither the mothership, nor the largest IKEA outlet in Sweden, but was still fun.)

Lunch was authentic Swedish food. I had reindeer meatballs. Quite good.

On to the concert!

The stadium where Swift was performing is in a suburb, so we took the subway to the train, marveling at the wonderful Swedish transportation infrastructure. (In my experience, most European countries have far better transpo and other infrastructure than the US.)

We got to the stadium in plenty of time. Us and 65,000 or so other folks. I'm guessing about 90% of the crowd was women/girls. And at least one-quarter American. An enthusiastic, happy, buoyant crowd.

Taylor Swift is a brilliant performer. She goes for 3+ hours with no breaks (although there are moments during costume changes when the dancers are prominentaly featured). Our seats were great, once the American boyfriend lunkhead standing next to me got the hint  that he was bad-dancing manspreading into my space - I had to block him a few times from elbowing me in the face - and switched seats with his GF. (Their seats were on aisle, so he spent the concert bad-dancing in the aisle. Fine by me.)

Unlike most of those in attendance, including my companions, I don't know all the songs, I don't know all the words. Nevertheless, I thoroughly enjoyed the entire performance. You definitely get your money's worth at a Taylor Swift concert, that's for sure. 

As I said, I like and admire Taylor Swift. I have a bunch - though not all - of her albums, and enjoy her music. And I admire her drive, her success, her business/marketing genius, and her connection with her audience. Watching her perform, listening to her, I felt uplifted and empowered. I can only imagine how she makes young women feel. 

God knows, I wouldn't want Taylor Swift's life. Being in the public eye; having millions of people weighing in on your every professional and personal move; having every lyric written, every word uttered, dissected for clues of something-or-other.

But Bravissima, Taylor Swift!

Getting back to the hotel was a crush. One of the upsides of having first-rate public transportation is that people use it. So there weren't a lot of folks driving to the concert. They were catching the train back into town. Fortunately, we were well-situated to get to the station - about a 15 minute walk - before all of the masses arrived there. We were able to cram onto one of the first trains to leave.

Monday - another beautiful day - we museumed it, taking the ferry to one of Stockholm's many islands for the Vasa and ABBA Museums. 

The Vasa is a 17th century warship that never quite got to war, as it capsized shortly after its maiden launch in 1628. Turns out the designers spent too much time on the elaborate decoration and too little on figuring out how much ballast the ship needed to keep from capsizing. 

The Vasa was raised in the early 1960's, and all those years under water had preserved most of the hull. The ship has been brilliantly restored, with the missing pieces authentically reconstructed. I seem to remember that I saw the Vasa in 1973, on my only other visit to Stockholm, but this was well before this amazing museum was built. Just fascinating.

As was the ABBA museum, where we got to sing and dance and gawk at all those crazy ABBA costumes. Unfortunately, I didn't get the message that the disco was a silent disco. We were just supposed to dance to whatever we were hearing through our headphones, without singing along. My nieces had to tell me to zip it. (It's truly impossible not to sing along with an ABBA song.) The only disappointment was the gift shop: not nearly enough on offer. That said, we were able to get a tacky souvenir for my sister Kath, an ABBA fan from wayback.

On Monday night, we had excellent Greek food.

Who knew that Stockholm would have such a diverse restaurant scene? If I'd had six months to research the trip, I'm sure I would have known. But we were seat-of-the pants-ing it. And it all worked out. 

And everything was easy-peasy, given that 90% of the Swedish population speaks English, and given that the sum total of my Swedish is hej (hi), skol (to your health), and tak (thank you). 

Our flights back on Tuesday were, again, blessedly uneventful. (Stockholm Airport is, by the way, a marvel.)

All in all, a great trip. 

No plans at the present, but now that I've done it once, I am open to another spontaneous trip somewhere, sometime. 

Talk about spies are everywhere

There's plenty of technology to be worried about, and right on the outer end of the scary scale is facial recognition.

Sure, it's terrific that it can and will be used to solve crimes, and if it can speed you through security and passport control at the airport, yipee! But there's plenty of downside. Facial recognition tech is getting better, but it's not as effective with Black faces as it is with white. This may not seem like such a big deal until you factor in the costs to individuals and society when Blacks are erroneously charged with and convicted of crimes based on problematic software algorithms. 

Then there's the potential - especially if we lurch into fascism - for facial recognition to identify anyone with the courage (or the temerity) to hit the streets to protest the government.

And now the latest thing to worry about is facial recognition software used in smart vending machines. 

Not that I use them all that often, but who doesn't want a vending machine smart enough not to let the Chuckles you just paid $1.25 for get caught up in the coil and refuse to drop down, resulting in your injuring your wrist and/or shoulder slamming it against the vending machine's Lexan window in a failed attempt to dislodge those Chuckles. Not that I know anyone that this has happened to...

And if vending machines were smart enough to alert the vending machine company that the Heath Bars slot was empty while - swell! - there were still more than enough rolls of Starbursts to feed an army, that would be good, too. (As long as the vending machine company acted on it.)

So, if vending machines were a tiny bit smarter, that would be a good thing.

But why do vending machines have to come equipped with facial recognition technology?

What's that technology going to be used for? Surely, there's already a security camera poised overhead to capture who damaged the Lexan, alongs ith their hand and/or shoulder, when the Chuckles failed to launch. Or to figure out thett culprits who, in a drunken spree, trashed the machine in its entirety. 

Anyway, a student at Canada's Univeristy of Waterloo figured out that the Invenda machines dispensing Mars/M&M's on campus were using facial recognition.

It all started when someone posted a pic on Reddit showing a vending machine error message -  "Invenda.Vending.Facial RecognitionApp.exe" - indicating that facial recognition was in use.

Waterloo student River Stanley, who writes for the University's Math NEWS, turned sleuth.

Stanley sounded the alarm after consulting Invenda sales brochures that promised "the machines are capable of sending estimated ages and genders" of every person who used the machines—without ever requesting their consent. (Source: Ars Technica)

Well, I guess they just wanted to figure out whether men preferred Snickers while women liked M&M's, and whether more men than women used a certain vending machine and stock accordingly. And that seeems like an innocuous enough use case.

Still, there's an awful creepy downside if we now have to worry about a candy machine spying on you.

Oh, but not to worry.

Both Adaria Vending Services, which stocks the machines, and Invenda, which manufactures them, jumped in with all sorts of assurances. 

Adaria Vending Services told MathNEWS that "what’s most important to understand is that the machines do not take or store any photos or images, and an individual person cannot be identified using the technology in the machines. The technology acts as a motion sensor that detects faces, so the machine knows when to activate the purchasing interface—never taking or storing images of customers."

"Activate the purchasing interface"? Huh? Why does the "purchase of interface" have to be activated? Shouldn't you just be able to walk up to the machine, scan the rows, and press E2 or B7 or whatever slot holds the goody you're after?

And why do you need facial recognition technology here? Isn't this use case what plain vanilla motion detection sensors can be used for ?

Anyway, there's a bit more from Invenda:

An Invenda spokesperson told Ars that "Invenda operates under strict policy and does not collect any user data or photos, ensuring individual identification via machine technology is unattainable. The software relies on people detection and facial analysis, not face recognition."

"This means, people detection solely identifies the presence of individuals whereas, facial recognition goes further to discern and specify individual persons," Invenda's spokesperson said. "Additionally, the Invenda solution can only determine if an anonymous individual faces the device, for what duration, and approximates basic demographic attributes unidentifiably. The vending machine technology functions as a motion sensor, activating the purchasing interface upon detecting individuals, without the capability to capture, retain, or transmit imagery. Data acquisition is limited to assessing foot traffic at the vending machine and transactional conversion rates. These systems adhere rigorously to GDPR regulations and refrain expressly from managing, retaining, or processing any personally identifiable information."

Data acquisition, blech.

Sometimes big data drives me crazy. Foot traffic. Transactional conversion rates. Wouldn't just plain knowing what items sell vs. the ones that grow stale, which you get by counting on your fingers and toes - admittedly a form of digital - be enough to figure out what to put in the vending machines? Makes me glad I'm not in marketing anymore. 

(BTW, GDPR = EU General Data Protection Regulation.)

So the Invenda machines aren't being used for nefarious purposes - yet, anyway - but does this make it okay? I used to be cash-only at CVS and the grocery store because I didn't want them knowing what toothpaste I like, or what brand of peanut buter I buy. I gave up and started using a charge or debit card, just because it's more convenient. But if I didn't a store knowing my purchase habits - a complete, IMHO, invasion of privacty - I sure don't want a vending machine scanning my face and figuring out how I impulse buy my snacks.

Meanwhile, the University of Waterloo - due to student demand - is having the Invenda machines removed and replaced by vending machines with lower IQs. 

The takeover of facial recognition seems (sadly) inevitable, but for now: good for the University of Waterloo!

What is it they say about not burning your bridges?

Many years ago, when Wang Labs was still a company - that many years ago (Wang's been a goner since the 1990's) - a friend and colleague of mine was laid off. I had already left the company, having fled screaming in December 1989, a survivor of untold Wang lay-off sprees, including a devastating pink slip fest on my 40th birthday in which thousands of folks were let go.

Anyway, my friend Cathy had survived that action, but she was caught up in one a few months later. When she called me afterwards to let me know, she described her departure. "I drove out by the main entrance, rolled down the car window, and spit." 

Cathy was one of the funniest people I've ever known, and she was also one of the best dressed. At a time and place where we all dressed ultra-professionally, she always looked especially great. So the idea of this highly professional suburban mom hocking a loogie at the Wang building completely cracked me up. Bonus points in that she aimed her venom at the main entrance, which employees weren't allowed to use. 

Oh, it's not as if Dr. An Wang, Wang's founder and ultra-leader, was there to witness this act of desecration. He died shortly after I scooted out, shortly before Cathy was shown the [side] door. And An Wang's son Fred, a very nice guy who had nepotistically been made the company's president, wasn't there to see Cathy's little spit festbut either. Just before I left, Fred had been fired by his father. I think that a fellow named Rick Miller, who had been brought in to turn the not-so-good-ship Wang around, was the man in charge. 

The thought of Cathy's departure especially cracked me up - as she knew it would - because, a few weeks before I had left the doomed company, while climbing a staircase, I had come across a massive loogie on one of the steps. (Wang had radically cut back on cleaning services, and the building was an utter dump.)

In any case, given that there were no witnesses to Cathy's little act of FU, it can't be said that she burned any bridge. She soon found another job, and did just fine. 

But some folks do burn their career bridges, dousing those bridges with gasoline and dropping a match. 

One such person is a Massachusetts school IT guy who, having been "terminated" in June 2023, decided to do a bit of paying back. He decided to use his not-yet-terminated admin credentials to wreak a bit of havoc on the info systems at Haverhill's Whittier Regional Vocational Technical High School, deactivating and deleting "thousands of Apple IDs from the school’s Apple School Manager accounts."

According to the Department of Justice, Conor LaHiff, 30, was sentenced by U.S. Chief District Court Judge F. Dennis Saylor IV to one month in prison and three years of supervised release, with the first 12 months served at home.  In addition, he was ordered to pay $34,110 in restitution. LaHiff pleaded guilty in December 2023 to one count of unauthorized damage to protected computers.”

...“Committing a cyber intrusion to settle a score with your former employer is a bad idea but that’s exactly what Conor LaHiff did, and in doing so, he deactivated a high school’s phone system along with thousands of network user accounts,” said Jodi Cohen, Special Agent in Charge of the FBI Boston Division. “This short-sighted scheme has brought serious consequences and should serve as a warning to others: the FBI will track down and bring to justice cyber criminals, regardless of what their motivation is for willfully breaking the law.” (Source: WWLP)

Before his crime was found out, LaHiff had managed to get himself hired by another public school system. But last fall, when he entered his plea in court, "a judge ordered that LaHiff notify prospective employers of his guilty plea, [US Attorney Joshua] Levy’s office said." (Source: Boston Globe)

Wonder how that worked out for Conor LaHiff.

Burn a bridge and it's not that easy crossing over it again.

Poor career move, Conor. 

What a maroon.

So much to like about minor-league baseball

For the last few years, my home town of Worcester has been the home town of the Red Sox Triple A team, the WooSox. I wish they'd been around when I was a kid. I'm sure that I'd have been a fan, and I'm sure the my baseball-loving father would have regularly taken us to games - a supplement for our once a season trek into Fenway Park to see the Red Sox.

I get out to Worcester a couple of times a year to see the WooSox play. It's  far cheaper than going to see their Boston big brothers; Polar Park is a lot more comfortable than Fenway; and the calibre of play is pretty good. Since the Red Sox have been so terrible the last few years, there's not much difference between watching minor league baseball in the minors than not-much-above-minor-league baseball played by the Red Sox at America's Most Beloved Ballpark. 

And, since the WooSox are the Red Sox Triple A affiliate, you get to see official big leaguers rehab there. In fact, in the last couple of seasons, I saw Chris Sale, the former Red Sox high-priced, perpetually-injured $uper$tar, pitch more innings at Polar Park than at Fenway.

Anyway, minor league baseball, at the Triple A level, can be a lot of fun. And, having been to a few games at the lower minor league levels (like the late, lamented Lowell Spinners) over the years, double-A and single-A - and even minor leagues not affiliated with The Bigs - can be fun, too.

One of the best things about minor league baseball is the team names, which tend to be a lot more interesting and colorful than the team names in the big leagues.

Most team names in the bigs are often just plain boring. There are a few that have some meaning that's particular to place - Texas Rangers, San Diego Padres, Minnesota Twins, Baltimore Orioles. And some of them are in cute little parings with the local football team - Cubs/Bears, Tigers/Lions. But most of the names are just plain dull. Red Sox? White Sox? Athletics? Braves? Boring, boring, boring.

Not that there's anything so novel and great about the name WooSox. For some reason, The Woo is a nickname for Worcester. (Don't know why. The city's name is pronounced Wuh-sta, not Woo-ster. But whatever.) And, given that the smiley face was created in The Woo, the smiley-face mascot makes sense. As does the little heart in the middle of the W in Woo, given that Worcester is the Heart of the Commonwealth. So the logos are great. But the name? Meh. A prior unaffiliated minor league team was called the Tornadoes. This was kind of weird, given that Worcester is not exactly tornado alley, but did suffer a tremendously destructive tornado in the early 1950's during which 94 folks were killed. So kind of a grim name, but still colorful.

But there are lots of minor league names that are great, and the teams seem to have a lot of fun with them.  

Given Michigan's industrial, automotive history, why not the Lansing Lugnuts? And let's give it up for the Louisville Bats. Bet they have some pretty good sluggers. The Durham Bulls need no introduction, other than a reminder that Bull Durham was a brand of chewing tobacco, and North Carolina is known for its tobacco. Modesto is nut-growing territory, so Modesto Nuts fits. Ditto for the Cedar Rapids Kernels. (Lots of corn grown in Iowa.)

Until I looked up the Amarillo (Texas) Sod Poodles, I didn't know that a sod poodle was another name for a prairie dog. Good one!

Admittedly, some of the minor league team names are even more boring than what you find in the big leagues. 

The Oklahoma City Baseball Club? Big yawn!

But I like the Rome (Georgia) Emperors. Props that their mascot is a toga-wearing penguin.

And the Albuquerque Isotopes? Shades of Oppenheimer!

Sure, it can be tough to root for a minor league team. (Not that it's not tough rooting for a team in the majors...) You get attached to a player, only to have them called up to the next level (or, alas, sent down). But you do get to see stars of the future. When he was with the Trenton Thunder, I saw future Red Sox Nomar Garciaparra play against the Portland Sea Dogs.

Sadness of losing your stars aside, mostly the minors have a lot going for them.

Woo, woo, woo for the Woo Sox. If they don't win it's a shame.

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Here's a link to the full list of minor league teams affiliated with the majors. Enjoy! (I did.)

Is this guy what the Brits call a wanker?

Physicians in the UK don't make as much as docs in the US. Most of them work for the National Health Service (NHS), where a junior doctor may make as little as £35,000 a year - the equivalent of about $44K. Hard to imagine any doctor putting up with that here! (Salaries in general, across many professions, are lower in the UK.) But I don't believe that NHS doctors have to work crazy hours, and I do believe that they're allowed to moonlight, taking more lucrative gigs on their days off. 

But that apparently wasn't good enough for one fellow. 

Dr Daniel Coventry, 34, was supposed to be off work at the taxpayer's expense with a suspected virus but instead he was offering facial fillers, thread facelifts and anti-wrinkle jabs at a private clinic in Brighton. (Source: Daily Mail)

His grift was discovered for both reasons old-school - taking a suspicious amount of sick time - and predictably modern - bragging on social media. And it was enough to earn him a short-term suspension of his medical license for gross unprofessional misconduct. Covenry was sent to medical-world Coventry, as it were. 

He apologized for his unbecoming conduct "and confessed to blaming his behavior on NHS 'failing.'"

Amazingly, his initial defense was that he hadn't bothered to read the rules and regulation about side hustles, implying that this was somewhat the fault of the NHS for not doing a good enough job with onboarding new doctors.

Even if one hasn't read the rules and regulations, even if one pointed one's finger at one's employer for not making sure one knew these rules and regulations, how could anyone think lying about being sick and using the paid time off to work another job is the right thing to do? 

We're not talking about an occasional mental health day when you sit around reading and eating bonbons, or taking a nice, long walk to clear the cobwebs, or binge-watching Breaking Bad. We're talking about someone getting paid by the NHS to work with sick people, while also getting (better) paid for working with unsick folks who want to Botox their wrinkles into oblivion and get themselves some big old puffy Kardashian lips. And are willing and able to pay big bucks (big pounds?) out of pocket for the privilege.

Fortunately, Coventry - who is an Oxford-educated MD, thus at least reasonably intelligent - now claims to have seen the light.  

In a statement Coventry said he now accepted 'not having a leg to stand on' at the 2023 hearing and vowed in future to be 'toeing the line no matter what the policy is.' He also said he would 'err on the side of caution' if he was unwell at work in future and follow hospital rules on treating patients.

He explained: 'My attitude during that hearing was overly defensive and on reflection I am quite embarrassed about this. I think that the depth to which I value being a doctor led to an automatic desire to bat away criticism of my behaviour rather than accept responsibility for what is such an obvious error of judgement.

'During that hearing I focused too much on my perception of the failures of the trust [which runs the NHS] and not enough on my personal failure to familiarise myself with the rules of the trust. Whilst I believe that the trust could have done more to support me, I also believe that I should have done more to support myself and absolutely did bear the responsibility to do so.'

He added: 'The judgment was the beginning of my realisation that what I had done was serious and that labelling it merely a mistake from lack of knowledge of the rule was insufficient to remedy the situation.

He goes on to state that it was only being suspended that got him to recognize "just how poor my behaviour had been." And that he's taken the opportunity of the suspension for "personal growth," including taking a free online course on Medical Professionalism, which gave him a "better understanding"of dishonesty.

Seems quite weasel-wordy to me. Quite.

The guy's in his thirties and had to take a course in Medical Professionalism to learn what dishonesty is?

I don't know if the Brits use the word 'duh,' but 'duh.'

And I'm pretty sure Daniel Coventry, MD, is what the Brits would call a wanker.