Elon Musk is plenty rich and plenty smart. He's also plenty weird and obnoxious. And interesting.
I read that he's estranged from his father, but his mother probably likes him. Maybe his kids like him, too, although we'll need to ask his son X AE A-XII what he thinks about being named X AE A-XII once X AE A-XII reaches the age of reason. With a surname like Musk, you should probably stick to first names like John and Jane.The “cyber rodeo” featured art installations including a Tesla coil, multiple stages and a sea of Texas-made Model Y sport utility vehicles, arranged to look like the Texas state flag... The event kicked off with hundreds of drones flying in formation against the night sky, aligning to form shapes including the cybertruck and a Shiba Inu dog. (Source: Irish Times)Plus fireworks bursting in air to the tune of Beethoven's 5th. Da-Da-Da-DUM to you, too, Elon. Harrison Ford was there for some reason. As was Musk's mother. (Told you she probably likes him.)
Forget about fireworks, though. Fireworks I can see on New Year's Eve if I sit on my front steps. And out my living room window on the Glorious Fourth.
But I really wouldn't mind seeing hundreds of drones flying in formation, even if the shape they were shifting into was the Tesla cybertruck or a Shiba Inu. (This must be a shout out to crypto currency company DogeCoin, which uses a Shiba Inu as its mascot/logo/whatever. Or is it a shout out to the Shiba Inu bitcoin, which is a competitor to Doge? This crypto world. It just be so crazy!)
As a kid, I used to love seeing an occasional blimp drifting by.
I still enjoy a blimp sighting, but, however rich, smart, weird, and obnoxious Elon Musk is, I wouldn't mind if he decided to drone on over my house. Drone formation, please. Now that would be interesting.
I might even start to like you.
On second thought, nah...
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