Thursday, February 20, 2025

Is there are statute of limitation on unethical business?

I was in the Riverview once. 

When I was in business school, a professor held a small weekend brunch gathering. Lou Banks. He was a retired journalist - Fortune editor - who taught at Sloan. Courses like Business Ethics, the seminar I knew him from. I liked him a lot, and he encouraged me to pursue a career in business journalism. I did go so far as to take an interview he set up for me with either Business Week or the WSJ. (I remember what the editor looked like, and that he had an Irish-y name, but that's about it.) The job paid terribly (especially given that it required living in NYC, at that time a lot pricier than Boston) and, although I was tempted, I took a pass, forgoing a career that I probably would have enjoyed immeasurably. (I've never been much when it comes to taking good advice, that's for sure.)

Anyway, Lou and his wife had some of his students over for lunch, to their very nice modern apartment in the Riverview, which overlooked - what else - the Charles River.

It was the sort of apartment that Bob and Emily Hartley lived in on The Bob Newhart Show, a classic 70's sitcom. 

I have always preferred old, drafty, creaky, quirky, peculiar, character-rich dwelling places, so I was never going to live in the Riverview, but that one time I was there, I liked it just fine. And talk about location, location, location. Lovely, lovely, lovely. And a 15 minute stroll to Harvard Square.

In fact, just the sort of place I'd be interested in if I finally get sick of old, drafty, creaky, quirky, peculiar, character-rich dwelling places (which I'm forecasting will happen in the next few years).

Not that the Riverview (which at some point was converted from luxury apartments to luxury condos) is actually modern. At least not by modern standards. It was built in 1963, and I'm guessing a lot of the units were pretty much cast in amber a long time ago. (I looked at one on Zillow that featured the oak-trimmed almond formica kitchen cabinets that slayed in the 1980's. Not that there's anything wrong with them. In fact, I actually like them just fine. And lived with them for the first 20+ years I spent in my very own up close and personal condo. Still, I don't think they're what anyone wants these days.)

But I digress...

The Riverview, it turns out, is more or less a goner.

In November, thanks to issues with the building's failing concrete, residents were evacuated. When they left, the residents - most of them elderly, because who wouldn't want to spend their sunset years overlooking the Charles River? It's absolutely the sort of place I'd consider living when I get sick of... - were under the impression that they could be out for up to a year while the repairs are made.

Unfortunate. Costly. But doable.

Now it looks like there may be no going home. 
In weekly meetings in recent months with the company that manages the building, they have learned that the building may be too expensive to fix and therefore unsalvageable — and ripe for being demolished, according to several unit owners with knowledge of the discussions who spoke with the Globe.

“We all need to go through the five stages of grief,” said Linda Salter, 78, who said she bought a unit in the building only two years ago. “Everything is on the table.” (Source: The Boston Globe)

And none of what's on the table is going to be all that easy to swallow. 

One option would be to reinforce the building with supports capable of holding its concrete slabs safely aloft, a feat they were told could cost tens of millions of dollars and would involve a number of other related and costly projects, including asbestos remediation.

Even a fully reinforced building would continue to have issues typical of a building that old, they said. For example, the problem with the building’s concrete that triggered the evacuation was discovered in the midst of a roof-repair project, which was paused when a construction crew discovered it but would still need to be completed.

If doing all of that repair work is too expensive, owners said, there is another option: demolishing it and starting fresh, perhaps building a bigger complex with more units they could move back into, or sell.

Or the owners could just cut their losses and sell the land to a developer. And there are no doubt plenty of developers who'd love to get their mitts on this very choice location.  

In the meantime, the displaced resident are still on the hook for their mortgages, utilities, insurance, and condo fees. (Attempts to get reimbursed by their insurers for loss of use have not been successful.)

I feel really awful for these folks. 

Some have lived there for decades; some are more recent: downsizers hoping to spend their golden years taken care of in a secure and comfortable setting. By all accounts, the Riverview was a pretty gemütlichkeit place, especially for those who'd been there a long time. 

Linda Salter (age 78), although a relative newbie, was hoping that the Riverview would be her forever home. 
Saying goodbye to the friends she made — many of them also seniors who had hoped to age in place together there in what she called a “naturally occurring retirement community” — would be hard.
I'll bet. That loss of community must loom mighty large. And the pressure of having to start over when you thought you had it all figured out in a "naturally occurring retirement community." 

There's also the monetary loss. It's unlikely that any of the Riverview residents are paupers - a two BR, two BA unit sold last spring for $1.7M - but when the value of a $1.7M property plummets to near zero, well, there aren't a ton of folks who can happily sustain the hit. And if you're an elder, there's less time to make it up.

I am so very sorry for their troubles...

And by the way, that failing concrete? It's been traced to the use of substandard concrete way back in the early 1960's. I'm sure that those who made the decision to do shoddy work, those that might have taken a pile o' cash to turn a blind eye to any corrupt dealings, those that profited from unethical business behavior, are all long gone.

Lou Banks has been dead for a good long time, but I know what he would have thought of them. He wasn't teaching Business Ethics for nothing. Lou was, of course, a World War II vet. A pilot. I'm pretty sure that, just for the hell of it, he would have wanted to exhume their bodies and kicked them in the arse.

Too bad it's too late to sue those particular bastards. 



Wednesday, February 19, 2025

Chump change

So much of what Trump has done in the scant few weeks he's been in office has been malign, cruel, nonsensical, ridiculous, illegal, corrupt, vengeful, or moronic, it's easy for something that may make sense to slip through the cracks in our consciousness. And that something that may make sense is his decision? threat? musing? to discontinue the production of the penny.

Seriously, just what is a penny good for?

Squirrel Nuts, Mary Janes, and other "penny" candies usually cost at least a dime these days. Gumball machines take a quarter. And do even the frattiest of Ol' Miss frat boys still put pennies in their penny loafers?

Not to mention: when was the last time you stooped down to pick up a stray penny just lying there on the sidewalk? I don't think I'd even bother retrieving a nickel, maybe not even a dime. A penny? Let a rat scurry away with it.

Pennies are expensive. It costs three cents to make something worth one cent, which sounds like a big 'duh' to me, especially when you consider that most pennies aren't actually in use. They're in change buckets. They're under couch cushions. They're underneath a slit in the lining of an old pocketbook. They're in coin collections. They're on the sidewalk, because no one bothers to pick them up.

Even when I was a kid, back in the bygone era when a penny could actually buy you a Squirrel Nut or a gumball, pennies were considered pretty useless.

Remember the jingle "old lady witch, fell in a ditch, found a penny and thought she was rich?" Even when we were chanting that little ditty, we knew a penny was nigh unto worthless.

Nowadays, they're only good for leaving in the penny bowl next to the cash register at the little corner store that still takes cash. Even there, I've noted the some folks are dropping in nickels and dimes, even quarters. Even cash carriers, it seems, don't want change weighing them down.

The value to hanging onto pennies is largely sentimental, I'm afraid. 

There are, of course, some folks who don't want to see the penny go the way of the buggy whip. Most of those folks are somehow involved in the penny industry supply chain. And they want to see the penny stay alive because the manufacture of the lowly penny is their business. And while the industry may not employ all that many people, a job's a job. And if yours is going the way of the buggy whip, it's a big deal.

Here's the who's who/what's what of the penny industry:

For decades, just one company has been responsible for producing the zinc-based metal disks that become pennies: Artazn, which is headquartered in Greene County, Tenn.

The zinc used for the pennies comes from a processing plant in Mooresboro, N.C.; a transportation network takes the zinc from there to Tennessee, and then onward to US Mint locations in Denver and Philadelphia, which finally mint the unmarked discs into legal tender. (Source: Boston Globe)

And together they produced 3.2 BILLION pennies last year. (Which may sound like a lot, but it's fewer than ten per U.S. capita.)

The industry, though small, has a lobbying group - Americans for Common Cents - which is largely funded by Artazn (which is owned by a PE firm, btw). And Americans for Common Cents aren't taking Trump's recent decision? threat? musing? lying down.

...propenny interests are mounting a campaign to persuade the president, the public, and relevant lawmakers that the coin is worth keeping.

They argue it would ultimately cost the government more in the long run to stop producing the coin, and that there could be an inflationary impact in prices being rounded to the nickel and not the penny.

I'm trying to figure out how the penny industry can afford a lobbying effort. If a penny costs three cents to produce, then it only costs $9.6 million to produce 3.2 billion of them. Hmmm. That looks like spare change to me, so keeping this business alive hardly seems worth the efforts. Unless, of course, you're one of the 250 workers at Artazn, and those at the Tennessee zinc plant and the Mint locations. But the workers aren't doing the lobbying, the industry owners are. And since when does private equity give a plug nickel whether 250 lowly workers lose their jobs?

Make it make cents sense!

Beyond the job-preservation argument, which seem a bit lame, there's the "it will increase inflation" argument, which also seems somewhat specious. Sure, prices will go up marginally, as retail rounding is only going to go in one direction. But I'm thinking that's nothing compared other infaltionary factors, including the price gouging strategies in play. (Think of the weight/volume reduction but keep the package the same size tactics the food industry has been using for years.)

Another propenny point is that, if the penny is done away with, more nickels will be produced. And if you think the penny is a loser, the nickel also costs almost three times its value to produce. So if the penny costs the government two cents each time one gets minted, a nickel costs it nine cents, making the "losses greater in the aggregate." So the penny lobby thinks that the government should train their sights on nickel reform. (The nickel industry doesn't have a lobby.)

Pennies? Nickels? Pretty much chump change, anyway, in terms of overall federal expenditures. But when it comes to government inefficiencies and waste of money, it seems like a better place to start than, say, letting perishable food stuffs rot on the docks rather than free them up to keep children in Sudan from starving to death. But what do I know.

My hunch is that, given the job losses would be in red states, Trump and the DOGE bros can probably be prevailed upon to leave the pennies alone and focus on governmental groups that have had the temerity in the past to investigate anything to do with Trump, Musk, and their billionaire buds.

Sigh...

Tuesday, February 18, 2025

ASDF ;LKJ

A couple of letters on my laptop keyboard are obliterated, worn through. B. S. M. No surprise that S is a goner. It's no E. It's no A. It's no T. But it's still used more frequently than most letters. And M? It's no R, but it is the first letter of my first name, so I likely end up using it a lot. But B? B! Why would B wear out?

Anyway, it's a good thing I learned touch typing on a qwerty keyboard back in the day, so I know where all the letters are on the keyboard without even having to look!

I learned to type the summer after my freshman year in high school. My school didn't offer typing, so for six weeks, I took the bus downcity to take touch typing at Classical High School. You had to take two courses, so I also took Civics/Political Science with some old grouch named Mr. Smith.

We learned - typing, not Civics/Political Science - on manual typewriters, which was a good thing because that's what we had at home: a heavy duty, clunky Royal.

Other than for typing papers, which began when my sister Kathleen started high school two years before I did, I don't know what my parents had a typewriter for. Make that my mother. Using the typewriter was definitely her jam, not his. (Although she'd won a scholarship to a Catholic liberal arts college - the now defunct Mundelein College in Chicago - my grandparents had forced my mother to go to secretarial school instead, where she learned short hand, stenography, and - of course - touch typing. A source of endless childhood fascination was my mother's steno machine, stowed away in our cellar storage closet along with her unused violin and her Nelson Eddy scrapbook.)

Anyway, I don't remember her using that clunky old Royal. (I can imagine her using the typewriter for formal corresponence like a complaint letter or something.) But I remember Kath and I using it.

For starters, I used it to practice my homework. The first exercise was familiarizing yourself wiht the central row of keys on the keyboard. ASDF ;LKJ. Gradually, I grew into r-u-g j-u-g r-u-g j-u-g. And, finally, the pinnacle. A sentence that used every letter in the alphabet. The quick red fox jumped over the lazy brown dog. 

Not only was I able to type my own papers, but knowing how to type opened up all sorts of swell job opportunities. Like the Christmas vacation temp job I got working in an insurance company where all I did all day long was type the letter B on forms. 

When I graduated from high school, I was given a Royal Portable in a spiffy blue carrying case, to bring to college - the same typewriter that I'm guessing 95% of my classmates had.

Manual typewriters were slow. The key arms that swung the type slugs onto the ribbon jammed all the time. Correcting - even when you used those fancy black and white ribbons and corrasable paper - was painful. And who can forget whisking away eraser crumbs with the tiny green whisk-er end of your typewriter eraser. Wite-Out, when it came around, was a revelation. But you had to have the patience to wait for it to dry. And you had to be able to line your paper up precisely to the right spot so you could evenly type in your fix.

When electric typewriters became more common, my mother got an IBM Selectric which she used - among other purposes - to type papers for my brothers, a service that was never provided to me and my sisters. 

Me? I stuck with my Royal Portable to get me through business school, at which point personal computers, word processors, and home printers were becoming a thing.

Although I still know how the rollers and the carriage return works, although I bet I could still unstick the key arms if they got all jammed up, I haven't used a typewriter in years. (It goes without saying that I can touch type to beat the band.)

But there are still folks around who actually prefer using typewriters. 

For them, alas, the last typewriter shop in the Boston area is slated to go out of business. Cambridge Typewriter (which repaired and sold typewriters and supplies) is closing on March 31st, and Tom Furrier, the store's proprietor, is retiring. Tom recently posted the news on his Facebook page:
“We are no longer accepting any new repairs but are still selling typewriters up until the end. I’ll be giving updates over the next couple of months as to how we are going to close it out. We will have a big party towards the end of March. It will be a Type-In disguised as a retirement party.” (Source: Boston Globe)
Tom Furrier had had a succession plan in place, but the apprentice he'd mentored backed out a couple of months before he'd planned to retire last year. So he tried to sell the shop, but even at the low, low price of $35K, he couldn't find the right buyer. So now it's everything must go, then close the doors. 

I'm in the getting-old process of de-accumulating. Sure, I still make occasional acquisitions - most recently from the fabulous things that my sister Kath is de-accumulating. (Thanks so much for the cherry breakfront, the painting of the three decker. They look great in my living room.) But mostly I'm thinning the herd of stuff that a) I don't want or need; b) no one I know wants or needs. Every couple of months, I find myself Ubering over to Goodwill to hand off a couple of shopping bags full of perfectly usable items that someone else will be happy to pick up for a buck or two in their store. Honestly, how many clear glass flower vases does one woman neeed?

Yet I still wouldn't mind having a vintage typewriter around, just to look at. 

No, I won't give into the impulse to acquire one. A vintage typewriter (accompanied, in my mind, by an ancient Victrola with listening horn, another item I have long had a hankering for) would be swell to have, but what would I do with it? Where would I put it? 

This doesn't, of course, stop me from feeling a bit weepy about the end of Cambridge Typewriter.

Not that I ever stepped toe in the place, but I'm missing this little gem of a shop already. 

ASDF ;LKJ...

Monday, February 17, 2025

Who knows where the time goes?

This is a picture of my husband, taken in Rome in April 2012. He was in treatment for cancer at the time - chemo? radiation? I've forgotten the details, but it was pre-surgery, which came in May. He was tired, but we'd promised our nieces Molly and Caroline a trip to Rome, so there we were. A couple of times he hung in the apartment we'd rented near the Spanish Steps and rested while we toured. (He wasn't all that keen on visiting St. Peter's - been there, done that - and the last thing he needed was the mob pushing their way to get in.)

But mostly he was game for wandering around at night eating gelati, dining out - especially when we discovered that Italy is a very good place to dine out if you have celiac disease, which, in the course of my husband's cancer diagnosis, he found out he had - and visiting touristy spots like the Roman Forum, which is where this picture was snapped.

It was a wonderful trip, but sad. Our last European trip - one of many, many that Jim and I had taken over the years. 

We did end up having a couple more trips to NYC - Jim's favorite place on earth - but the Rome trip was our last major jaunt.

Anyway, today is the eleventh anniversary of Jim's death. 

Eleven years? Sometimes I still shake my head in disbelief. 

Who knows where the time goes? 

Political landscape aside, I have a very good life, great even. Great family. Great friends. Great volunteer work. Great home. Good - maybe even great, if that's possible at 75 - health. (Knock on wood.)

And speaking of wood, funny, as I look around the living room, much of the furniture is new since Jim's death. But the credenza, one of the mirrors, a couple of the lamps, the little desk, the cabinet used for CD's, the claw-foot table, and some of the pictures on the walls are the same. Just in different places. But the table where I'm writing this is new. 

During covid, I just got sick of the mahogany 1920's behemoth we'd gotten at an antique store in Brookline a million years ago. I'd never polished it, and the wood had dried out. If you leaned back at all in one of the chairs, you risked cracking the wood. Anyway, I just got sick of living with its dark and gloomy presence. So I put my mask on, marched over to Circle Furniture, and bought a new table and chairs. The credenza I kept.

The big change to the living room is that there's no longer a TV there.

We used to go back and forth about what we'd do if the other one died first. Jim's plan was to get rid of the kitchen clock which, for some reason, he hated. (I, of course, loved it: a very cute little clock with ceramic fruits and veggies for the hour markers.) Me? I was going to retire that big-arse TV. 

Which I did when I reno'ed our condo the year after Jim died.

The cute little kitchen clock stopped working on its own, but I still have it here somewhere, along with the replacement battery clockworks I got on Amazon. Maybe some day I'll get around to it...

What's missing from the living room is, of course, the presence of Diggy, as Jim was known within the fam.

And, yes, after all these years, I still miss him.

Sometimes I wake up, weirdly sensing his presence. Sometimes I walk into our home and weirdly expect him to be there. 

Of course, I miss him. (And for the record, I still miss my father, dead now over 50 years, and my mother, gone for over 20.)

You never stop missing someone you love. It's just that the missing is less acute, not quite continuous. (And, I have to admit, I don't miss the non-stop yacking, the awful jokes, the rag-bag clothing he refused to part with. Most of the time, anyway. I'd be happy to put up with it all if he were still around...)

I've traveled plenty of times without Jim, and it's not the same. Fun, but never as much fun as with him. (And, of course, I miss that he planned all of our trips. Sometimes overplanned. I thought that on Thursday in Paris, we'd eat at Café de l'Esplanade. I'm thinking of having the sole. You liked the veal chop last time we ate there. This would be six months before we were going actually to be in Paris. So, yeah, overplanning. But I miss that Jim did the planning.)

Molly and Caroline are both big travelers, by the way. I'd like to think that the trip to Rome, and an earlier trip we'd taken to Paris, helped set them on their adventurous ways. Both the "girls" (now young women) have been back to Rome, and a couple of years ago they went together to the Amalfi Coast.

Arriverderci, Diggy...

Thursday, February 13, 2025

And today we're celebrating...

Well, yesterday was Abraham Lincoln's Birthday. Or, as I've taken to calling it, Abe Lincoln (For Obvious Reasons) Is Rolling Over in His Grave Day. And tomorrow is Valentine's Day, a very sweet (though, for plenty of folks, understandably depressing) holiday. So what's on for today?

I love that, on any given day, there are all sorts of things being celebrated.

February 13th is Digital Learning Day. As a Duolingo aficionado, I celebrate digital learning every day. Even if it's only doing the cheesiest, easiest exercise to keep my streak going. (Over a year, now!) It's not exactly like I'm learning all that much Spanish, but after a year+ I can read a bit, understand a bit, and speak a bit. Given that I volunteer in a shelter with a signficant percentage of Hispanic guests, it comes in handy that I can ask folks whether they want a cepillo de dientes (tooth brush) or calcetines (socks), two of the items I give out. And I can ask the Puerto Rican lady who brings the turtle in most days how her tortuga is doing. 

Some of what I'm learning it pure nonsense, even if it rings true. In real life, I may well want to tell someone that I've always hated clowns, but the person I want to reveal this deep-seeded, highly personal bit of info to is most likely to be English-speaking. Nonetheless, if needs be, I can tell someone that siempre he oidado a los payasos

While I like Duolingo, I hope that all learning doesn't get pushed to digital. It's good for somethings, and no doubt great for some learners, but mostly I'm pro face-to-face learning with a real teacher and real classmates.

February 13th is National Tortellini Day. The first place I ever ate tortellini was decades ago at Romagnoli's Table, a very nice Italian restaurant in Quincy Market. This was nearly 50 years ago, and the tortellini had a bit of nutmeg sprinkled on the dish. Yum! I used to always have a package of tortellini in my freezer, there when I needed a quickie meal. Tortellini makes for one excellent boiled dinner, I can tell you. I need to get back into the tortellini on board habit. Sprinkle on a tiny bit of nutmeg. Please allow me to repeat myself: Yum!

February 13th is Get a New Name Day. I've never been all that fond of my name. I like some of the other "een" names - like Kathleen (one sister's name) and Eileen (the other sister's middle name). But I've always been sort of 'meh' when it comes to Maureen. As I've gotten older, I've become more okay with it. I like that it's Irish. I like that, when I'm in Ireland, people know how to pronounce it. (It's MAUR-een, not Maur-EEN.) And I kind of get a kick out of the fact that it's pretty much an old lady name. (Try finding a Maureen under the age of 50.)

Maureen was a wildly popular name in my time and place. There were so many Maureens in my high school class - Catholic girls school - that we all went by our full first-name-last-name. This was also true for the Kathleens, who outnumbered the Maureens by about two to one. 

At one point in my twenties, I tried on Maura for a while, since it sounded classier (to me, anyway) than Maureen. I was working at a temp job, happily going by Maura, when a friend called and gave it all away by asking for Maureen. 

It's too late now, but if I did go out and get me a new name, it would be Elizabeth, which is my middle name, my mother's name, and pretty much my favorite girl name.

February 13th is Galentine's Day. The notion of a day to celebrate women's friendships with each other came out of a Parks and Recreation episode 15 years ago. And it's a good one. Everyone doesn't have a sweetheart, BF (or GF), hubby (or wife), or significant other to celebrate Valentine's Day with. No chocolates. No gushy cards. No roses. No nothing. A sweet but Hallmark holiday designed to make those without a love interest feel depressed, neglected, rejected, and alone. But most of us gals have friends. Female friends. And how sweet it is to have a day to celebrate those friendships.

So I'm picking Galentine's Day as the one I'm going to celebrate.

Thus, Happy Galentine's Day to my wonderful women friends. I've sure had more of them over the years than I've had romantic relationships, and I'm delighted to celebrate our friendships. Yay to you all!

Not that I'll neglect the other celebrations. I'll do my Duolingo lessons. I'll boil up some tortellini. When I think of myself, I'll try to think of myself as "Elizabeth" rather than "Maureen." But today, I'll be mostly be celebrating my friendships with some wonderful women. Here's to you all!

Wednesday, February 12, 2025

Candlepins for Cash!

I'm not much of a bowler. 

Not that I ever tried to be much of a bowler. I'm 75. Have I been bowling two dozen, maybe three dozen times, in my life? All I know is that I wasn't very good at it. Not that my game is an absolute disgrace. Playing tenpin, i.e., "big ball bowling," I have managed to get my score up in triple digits. And when I use the kiddie bumpers - which eliminate the possibility of gutter balls - I'm reasonably, mediocrely okay-ish.

But candlepin bowling? Yikes, that game is just brutal. One time, I actually "achieved" a small ball score of 13. (Yes, you read that correctly.)

Candlepin bowling is one of those New England things. Like calling soda "tonic," and corner stores "spas" (as if), and the porches on three deckers "piazzas" (as if). And like many wonderful items, candlepin bowling (tiny, fits-in- your hand ball; skinny cylindrical pins) was invented in Worcester. (Other wonderful Worcestessr inventions: the mass-produced Valentine, the monkey wrench, and the smiley face.)

But Valentines, monkey wrenches, and smiley faces are easy. Candlepin bowling is hard.

The ball is little, so it's harder to get much mojo on it. And the ball doesn't weigh any more than a pin. Sure, it's got momentum going for it as it hurtles down the alley - as long as you keep it out of the gutter - but in big ball, the ball outweighs a pin. By a lot. 

Unlike with tenpin bowling, no one has ever scored a perfect candlepin game. And a lot of folks, even regulars, never bowl a strike. Unlike with ten pin, where even a lousy bowler scores an occasional strike. (C.f., me.)

But Worcester's a tough, gritty town, and the degree of difficulty doesn't phase Worcester-ites. (Unless you're me when it comes to candlepins.) We don't shy away from challenges. Candlepins 'r' us.

In fact, Worcester is celebrating candlepin bowling at the Worcester Historical Museum, with an exhibit that runs through March. 
“History museums don’t always have to be Civil War, World War II kind of dusty stories,” said Vanessa Bumpus, an exhibit coordinator at the Worcester Historical Museum. “Candlepin’s an important part of our story.”

The exhibit features everything from old candlepin bowling balls and rulebooks to pictures of the game’s inventors and legendary figures it became popular among ... *cough cough* Babe Ruth. (Source: WGBH)

I don't know what's up with that *cough cough* Babe Ruth thing. Babe was an avid bowler, both tenpin and candlepin. There's even a picture of him, wearing him some pretty snappy bowling shoes, and picking just the right small ball to send down the alley. (The picture has to be authentic. Seriously, who would go to the bother of Photoshopping the Babe picking out a bowling ball?)

I, of course, never saw Babe Ruth bowl. Or play baseball, for that matter. He died the year before I was born.

But as a kid, there were a couple of candlepin bowling TV shows on Saturdays, the most noted of which was Candlepins for Cash. (There weren't all that many TV choices back in the day, and if you were stuck inside on a blustery Saturday, you had to make do with bowling or pro wrestling with the likes of Haystack Calhoun.)

In its heyday, there were 250 candlepin alleys in New England. Now there are just 75. Alas, the last candlepin bowling alley in Worcester closed a few years back. 

Q. Will I get out to Worcester to see the candlepin bowling exhibit?

A. Probably not.

But I love the very idea of it, and my heart is always gladdened when things Worcester are honored.

Let's hear it for Worcester's very own candlepin bowling!

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When he was a kid, one of the many odd jobs my father had was pinsetter in a bowling alley. No way to know whether it was tenpin or candlepin, but I'm betting candlepin.

Tuesday, February 11, 2025

Truckin' like the doodah man

Somewhere along the line, a bit of a roundup of 1970s slang caught my eye. Having been there, and at least partially done that, I thought I'd take a look and see whether any of this slang had been in my vocabulary. 

Well, yeah. Somewhat. 

I used to say "book" for "leave quickly" but I think we mostly said "book passage." And didn't everyone say "Book 'em, Danno" when making fun of cop shows in general and Jack Lord on Hawaii 5-0 in particular. 

"10-4",  as in "10-4, good buddy" was only used when making fun of trucker movies or in facetious reference to the song "Convoy." The term was CB radio short hand for message received. But we (me and my peeps - a word that didn't exist then) didn't use 10-4 in real life.

Nor did we use "Keep on truckin'," which had nothing to do with trucking, but plenty to do with cartoonist R. Crumb, his character Mr. Natural, and the Grateful Dead. I'm not sure that Mr. Natural was the Doodah Man, but close enough. Again, I only remember using this term to go into make-fun mode, leaning back Mr. Natural style, waving my finger, and truckin' like the Doodah Man. 

Was "go bananas" a term from the 1970s? I guess if they say so. And I did and have used it, although I've been more apt to say "go nuts" than "go bananas."

Not sure when "hardball" entered my vocabulary, but unlike "book," let along "keep on truckin'," it's still there. Very useful when talking business or politics. As in "I wish the Democrats knew how to play hardball." (Sigh.)

Never used "primo," even when referring to good weed, which I occasionally indulged in. Much more apt to use the word "prime."

With so few words mentioned in this brief little bit o' content, I thought I'd look around for more 70s slang. 

Some of the slang I found in a Yahoo list, I've never heard before. As in "keep on steppin'" and "freaky deaky"

Others, I was familiar with and had used. But whenever I used the words "far out" or "groovy," it was when I was eye-rollingly making fun of the hippie folks we referred to as "oh wowers." If I were using "far out" or "groovy" it was always with "air quotes." (Sounds like I did a lot of making fun of back in the day. Guess some things never change."

As for "stoked," I thought only surfers used that word, dude. 

Did I ever say "good vibes?" Yes, I did and do. But I'm equally apt to say that someone was giving off "bad vibes." I also used/use the word "lowdown." And while I haven't used the word "space cadet" in a while, I used it plenty during the day. Either it's way passed its prime - or primo - or there are fewer "space cadets" around these days. (I'm guessing the former.)

"Bummer" and "take a chill pill" have crossed my lips plenty of times. For some reason, my non-slang using mother adopted the word "bummer," only she used it to refer to a person doing something she disapproved of, not to refer to something crappy that happened. 

And speaking of my mother, two of the 70s slang terms on the Yahoo list were "copacetic" and "Jeepers Creepers," both of which I associate with my mother's youth, not mine. 

Another list I found was from a post on the lingoda blog. Some of their terms were repeats ("copacetic," "jeepers creepers," et al.), and there were a few that have pretty much made a permanent place for themselves in (my) everyday convo: "fake me out," "down with," and "rip off." 

But some of their other terms: "flat leaver" for ditching someone; and "Hertz donut" for "hurts, don't it." Nope. Never heard either of those gems. Maybe I wasn't paying attention. 

Anyway, catch you later. Don't go bananas. Keep on truckin'.