So let me be clear, we, as a family, welcome your family to join us. We welcome husbands, wives, girlfriends (never at the same time as the wives LOL), sons, daughters, and babies to come to our home. We will never ask you to leave your children outside, or your wife (unless she is opposed to this current gun purchase;). We have seating for all, and will do our best to accommodate your entire group. We even have a soft kiddie chair so the kids can be part of the action. We can even get them their own kid sized water and will make a cup of Cocoa if so desired.
...we are a family friendly business. What we do offer is a chance to hold every gun in the shop until you find one you like. What we do offer is the opportunity to make every moment with a gun a learning opportunity for the little ones, and sometimes the big ones too, just look on the back of our business cards...We want you to feel comfortable, and we want you to come back.
I'm all for "the little ones" learning gun safety. If there are guns in the house, this should be mandatory. But why would you want your "little ones" to get comfortable around high-powered weapons?
A few years ago, some local guy took his eight-year old son to a gun show in Westfield, Mass, and the kid ended losing control of the Uzi he was playing with and shot himself to death. At about the same time, a nine-year old little girl out in Arizona lost control of the Uzi she was firing and killed her instructor. Hard not to think this was something of a righteous hit. Who puts this sort of weapon in the hands of a child? Who uses children holding these serious weapons as an advertising come-on? Just insane.
...We are a gun shop, and while we are family friendly, we ask that you keep a close and watchful eye on your little ones, you wouldn't let your child run loose in a liquor or knife store, so please watch them closely.
...All of my children were, under very close supervision, shooting by the time they were 3 or 4. As soon as a child can remember the rules of firearm safety, he or she should be able to handle, with supervision, any firearm they can safely maintain.
3 or 4? Did I just say just insane? Let me say it again: Just insane.
You can't trust a 3-year-old not to run with a popsicle in their mouth. You'd trust one with a firearm? Yikes!
Also, I will note that this shop doesn't sellno assembled ARs. No:
We will only be selling harmless AR Upper and Lower Receivers...We will be selling upper and lower receivers, and if you decide to buy a combo for a discount and later assemble the two, that is between you and the Lord...Please respect our wishes to no longer sell this deadly and evil weapon, and only to sell harmless receivers. Thank you for your support.
Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. Ho, ho, ho.
Clever? Not really. Freaking dangerous.
It almost goes without saying that this FAMILY gun store makes sure we know that they believe that Donald TRUMP is "the True and Rightful President." And no surprise that this image is used on their website.
WWJD?
Sure, he went into the temple and gave the moneychangers the heave ho. But I really don't think that the man who said "Blessed are the peacemakers" would be shouldering a high powered rifle. And he wouldn't want any children of God, like those three beautiful little girls, carrying them, either.
Really, enough is enough.
This looks like something from the Onion. I wish it were.
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